Tuesday, December 22, 2009

What Is The Shape Of A Brazilian

Merry Christmas - even on the toilet!

Can you take the joyful holiday season better than the Hasselbacher Brauhaus with his brilliant toilet decoration? Hardly. Therefore belongs to our whole Weihnachtslob Hasselbacher brewery and its abortion.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

How Do You Get Rid Of A Cut Lip

Die Hard



Dank an den Unterzeichner!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Anti Freeze In Pokemon Soul Silver

Shoeslut de luxe

Ich LIEBE es, eine Frau zu sein ...

When Can I Migrate Gba Pokemon Into Soul Silver

broken nose and jackhammer

Die Steuer sitzt mir im Nacken, Weihnachten lauert vor der Tür und der Monat brummt vor teuren Partyabenden. Verurteilt mich also nicht voreilig, wenn ich gestehe: Ich habe meinen Körper an die Wissenschaft verkauft!

Seht her! Dies ist not the props to "The Frog Man 2" or a mobile ventilator to asthmatic apnea:



The connoisseur of the Asian spa market will recognize this new product immediately.



The "therapeutic eye massager" Nurieye-5800 offers the strained eyes of the modern woman all it wants: compressions by itself rhythmically inflating eye mask, heat pads and vibration massage - all individually or combined (!) about various programs available - wired or battery operated. Buy and enjoy!

If you're an Asian.

fall Otherwise my only two words: broken nose and jackhammer.

The mask is designed for the Korean market - nose allowed! Accordingly, the rigid construct is very painful on to those. In combination with the vibration function then creates a feeling of fresh Staßenpflaster under jackhammer. In addition, the held with Velcro band around the head could not change the fact that the mask wild twitching the way down one side of the face was looking for. Always.

And how will I now thanked and paid for?

This entry will bring the new product market penetration, I will advance to the exclusive distributor, poorly translated instruction manuals and per click reap to this page, 20 euros commission. In thirty or forty years ago, I had then the batteries out for the experiment again.

I call business acumen!